Morbid Curiosity: Death Clock

☠️ Morbid Curiosity Calculator ☠️

Answer these completely scientific questions to discover your (fake) expiration date:

1. Do you eat cereal with a fork?

Yes (I'm a monster)
No (I'm normal)

2. How many times per day do you check your phone?

50+ (Addicted)
20-49 (Average)
5-19 (Practically a monk)

3. What's your stance on pineapple on pizza?

Love it (Controversial)
Hate it (Traditionalist)
Indifferent (Boring)

4. How do you react when someone says "we need to talk"?

Immediate panic
Calm acceptance
Pretend I didn't hear

5. What's your coffee order?

Black (No nonsense)
Something with 8 adjectives
I don't drink coffee (Suspicious)

According to our completely scientific calculations:

You will live approximately more years

Disclaimer: This is 100% fake. Probably.