Life Expectancy Calculator

How Long Will You Live?

The most accurate* life expectancy calculator on the internet

*Not actually accurate at all

Your Name:

Your Current Age:

How optimistic are you? Extremely optimistic Moderately optimistic Realistic Pessimistic Doomsday prepper

Daily coffee intake: None - I'm a monster 1-2 cups 3-4 cups 5+ cups (my blood is 10% caffeine)

According to our highly scientific* calculations:

*Not scientific at all. Results are randomly generated for entertainment.

For entertainment purposes only. Please don't make life decisions based on this.